itstimeforcomics:

its time for the tantrum hole

the-quasar-hero:

The right person:

robo-ahoge:

robo-ahoge:

the furry tinder guy who gave me minecraft: do you think youd want to loose your virginity to me lol

me:

i might as well delete my tumblr because I will never be funnier than this

jenroses:

neil-gaiman:

overlord-puffin:

msfcatlover:

neil-gaiman:

madsciences:

robotsandfrippary:

robotlyra:

paranoidgemsbok:

newshour:

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

@clockworkrobotic

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

everythingfox:

Kahjit has wares if you have coin

anxietyproblem:

zombiedaredevil:

gayvampiire:

can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji

You’ve been pwoisoned 👉👈

rosecrystal:

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

nae-design:

Floral triceratops by Vallavica

egglygreg:

Mt Lofty botanical gardens, Autumn 2021